Me: I got a new book today.
Friend: Oh, really? What's it called?
Me: the fault in our stars and its so great dont you love the cover some people didnt like it i love it its written by john green john green makes videos with his brother on youtube and they make the world a better place and they call themselves nerdfighters and tell people to not forget to be awesome and hank makes music and john makes books and has a son named henry and john signed all the preorders of tfios and no one has ever really done anything like that before and it just shows how dedicated he is and hes been thinking about this book for like ten years anyways theres this girl hazel and this boy augustus waters and they meet and she has cancer and the book is dedicated to esther who was a nerdfighter and im so excited and you should read it too because its just the best.
Friend:
Me: Yes.